French Runs

Q: Why don't French people ever win running races?
A: Whenever the starting pistol goes off they raise their hands and surrender.
 

Good Question

Why do doctors send you behind a curtain to undress when they're going to see you naked anyway?
 

Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.