Kiel's Jokes

Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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Job Skills

INTERVIEWER: Tell me, what's your biggest strength?
APPLICANT: I work hard
INTERVIEWER: That's exactly what we're looking for. Welcome to the porn industry, son.

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Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

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