Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Ugly

Yo Mama at the Zoo

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said,  "Thanks for bringing her back."

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Kiss Her Goodbye?

Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

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