Yo Mama - Steak
Yo momma is so ugly, her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her!
Yo Mama - Onions Cry
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo Mama - Baboon
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo Mama - Slingshot
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."