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Rape?

Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

Yo Mama - Ashtray

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I've seen better lookin' butts in an ashtray.

Yo Mama - Tail

Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo Mama - Obama

Yo momma is so ugly, she even made Obama lose hope!

Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!