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Yo Mama - Santa

Yo mama so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so he wouldn't cry for the photo.

Yo Mamma On Halloween

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Sex in the Car

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo Mama - Mooning

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Yo Mama - Steak

Yo momma is so ugly, her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her!