Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Snowshoes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land.

Anonymous

Animal Crackers

Yo mama so fat she don't eat animal crackers; she eats animals with crackers.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Epilepsy

Yo mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Anonymous