Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Shadows

Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

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Yo Mama - Phone Booth

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street!

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Anonymous

She Got Arrested

Yo mama so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!

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Anonymous