Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Parking Meter

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "where's my gumball."

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Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

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Submitted BY: David Simon

Yo Mama - One Person

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."

Anonymous