Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Walgreens

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"

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Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

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Submitted BY: David Simon