Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - One Person

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Wrecking Ball

Yo Mamas so fat when Miley Cyrus needed a wrecking ball she knew just who to call
 

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Yo Mama - Monster

Yo mama is so fat that when a little girl saw her walking by she yelled, "GODZILLA !"

Anonymous