Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Jenny Craig

Yo momma's so fat, she went to Jenny Craig and they said, "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"

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Just Five More Pounds

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

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50 Cent

Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. 

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