Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama In Kmart

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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Yo Mama - Tin Can

Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking that tin can across the street, she said she was moving!

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Yo Mama - Chevy

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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