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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo mamma's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!

Yo Mama - Bigfoot

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo Mama - Dandruff

Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Yo Mama - Multiple Chins

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins."