Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Lincoln

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!

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Yo Mama - One Person

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "not more than 1 person please."

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Yo Mama - M&M

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

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