Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!
Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!
I'm A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
I Think I'm a Chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!