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Identity Crisis

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?

Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?

Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.

Deck of Cards

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!            

Psychiatrist:  Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

I'm A Wheelbarrow

Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

Split Personality

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.

Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

I Think I'm a Chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!