Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Teacher 911

Q: Why did the kindergarten teacher call the Police?
A: Because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Freaky Fast

Two teenagers are found smoking a joint in the middle of a park. They’re both arrested and taken to the town jail. The sergeant advises them they’re entitled to one phone call . About eight minutes later, a man enters the station. The sergeant says, “I assume you’re the kids’ lawyer.” “Heck, no,” replies the man. “I’m from Jimmy Johns”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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