Profession Jokes

Welders and Prostitutes

Q: What do welders and prostitutes have in common?
A: You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod & money.

Anonymous

Public Stock

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"

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Anonymous

Happy Monday

Q: What do you call a person who's happy on Monday?
A: Retired.

Anonymous