Profession Jokes

Hypnotized Audience

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "Shit!"

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Light Bulb - Economist

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That depends on the wage rate.

Anonymous

Scientist Booty Call - DNA

Want to go back to my place and exchange some DNA material?

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