Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Second Opinion

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

They Used To Be...

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," said the patient with remorse

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

My Call

A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquired his pretty young wife. "Some fellow just phoned and said he can't live without me," he gasped as he reached for his hat. The young wife sighed. "Just a moment," she said gently. "I think that call was for me."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous