Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

Synthetic Vocal

Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

Eat Properly

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."