Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Stop Masturbating

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

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Sugar In Urine

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

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Doctor's Transportation

The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

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