Frog On The Head

A man walks into a doctor's office one day with a frog on his head. He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?" The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

Stop Masturbating

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

Sugar In Urine

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.