Lip Reading

Q: Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist?
A: He had to learn how to read lips.

Histerectograms

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who made a career change and became an surgeon specializing in Ob/Gyn?
A: His specialty was histerectograms.

The Battery at the Gynecologist

Q: What did the battery say to the gynecologist?
A: It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!