Profession Jokes - OBGYN Jokes

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Doctor's Notes

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes)
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Anonymous

Gynecologist Exam

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice." The doctor says, "I didn't."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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