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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Off a Bridge
Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
A: Pollution.
Q: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
A: Solution.
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Blood Sucking
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A Tick
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
A: A tick drops off you when you die.
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