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At the Dentist

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.

The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”

“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

Dracula to the Dentist

Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?

A: He had fang decay!

Religious Flossing

The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church."

Knock Knock - Dennis

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dennis!

Dennis who? 

Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

Dentist Trouble

Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.

But hey, the tooth hurts.