Material Witness

I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.

Working in the garden

A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

Multi-Level Crime

Q: Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks?
A: It's just wrong on so many levels.