Profession Jokes

Steal from Lawyers

Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries. "Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack asked. "Nuttin' at all," Mugs admitted. "Toins out that the guy that lives there's a lawyer." "Jeez, ain't that the breaks," his friend sympathized. "Didja lose anything?" 

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Emily Dickinson's Favorite Reindeer

Q: What is Emily Dickinson's Favorite Reindeer?
A: Dasher

Anonymous

No Child Left Behind

Q: Who in the school district is most focused on  “No Child Left Behind”?
A: The bus driver

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