Profession Jokes

Wrong Nails

Dumb and Dumber were roughing in a house when Dumber sees Dumb throwing away half the nails.
"Hold it!", says Dumber. "Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dumb. "The heads are on the wrong end."
"You dummy!" replies Dumber. "Those are for the other side of the house!"

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Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything. Internists know everything and do nothing. Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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Bill The Duck

A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick." The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill." The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to the clerk, "Give me a box of condoms." The clerk says, "Do you want me to also put them on your bill?" The duck says, "Hell no, I'm not that kind of duck!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes)
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