Baker Apron -Riddles

Q: What does the baker have under his apron?
A: Dough nuts.

Optician

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected nearsightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?" The man replied "why, that's the sun!" On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"

Sewage, Oh no

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.  Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.  A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.  The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.