Cowboy Leaves on Friday

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.

Baker Apron -Riddles

Q: What does the baker have under his apron?
A: Dough nuts.

Optician

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected nearsightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?" The man replied "why, that's the sun!" On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"