Profession Jokes

Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything. Internists know everything and do nothing. Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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Bill The Duck

A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick." The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill." The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to the clerk, "Give me a box of condoms." The clerk says, "Do you want me to also put them on your bill?" The duck says, "Hell no, I'm not that kind of duck!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes)
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Discussion On The Economy

Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.  As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through takeoff and meal service until finally one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade places so they could talk and he could sleep. After switching seats, one economist remarked to the other that it was the first time an economic discussion ever kept anyone awake.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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