CIA Agents And The Bathroom

Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: The ZIP Code.

Death

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.

Dog Vision

A blind man is at the optometrist’s with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optometrist takes the guide dog away, replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse?”