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Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
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Dog Vision
A blind man is at the optometrist’s with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optometrist takes the guide dog away, replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse?”
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Curtains
"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Pull yourself together man!"
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