Profession Jokes

GM Engineer

If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect.
You have to recall everything.

Anonymous

Blonde Needs Braces

A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."

Anonymous

Hematologist vs Urologist

Q: What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: hematologist pricks your finger.

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