Profession Jokes

Husband's Average Income?

Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?
Wife: Oh, about midnight.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Material Witness

I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous

Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Anonymous