Profession Jokes

National Pastime

Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!

Anonymous

Don't Drop the Soap

Q: Why did the prison switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.

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Anonymous

Who's Got My Pen?

A doctor walked into a bank; preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."

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