Profession Jokes

How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

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Profiling

Two priests are out driving and they get pulled over by a cop. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters." The two priests look at each other for a few moments and then have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says, "Alright officer, we’ll do it"

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Fisherman Pay

Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?
A: Net profits!

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