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Babies At The Grocery

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this my mom just bought strained plums!" The second baby says, "You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained peas!" And the third baby says... "You think you guys got it bad? How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families
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Three engineering students

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Buffalo Billy

Buffalo Billy had a 10-foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, So she whacked it with a rake, And now it's only five-foot-four.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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