Evangelists

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One but the light might go out if you don't mail your donation today!

Adopted Twins

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named 'Juan'. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds "But they are twins, and if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Blue Elephant

Q: What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
A: Try and cheer him up!