Word Play Jokes

Green And Jumpy

Q: What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A: A prostitoad.

Anonymous

Grizzly And Harp

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!

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Missing Credit

I couldn't find my credit card this morning. 
Someone must have swiped it.

Anonymous