Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker.

Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Student's Final Exam

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on? "I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''