Cowboy Lovin

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner, he cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. The cook pulled a cowboy aside and asked, "Did I screw up the cooking..." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."

Jewish Son Christian

Wouldn't it be funny for a Jewish family to name their son Christian?

Dressmaker

Q: What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?
A: You seamstressed.