Word Play Jokes

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Slippery

Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

First Five Hundred

Treat the bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous