Word Play Jokes

The Pig Called Ink

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
A: Because he kept running out of the pen!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Pedal Paw

Q: Why don’t dogs chase people on bicycles?
A: Dogs can’t ride bicycles.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Skipping School

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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