Word Play Jokes

Knight Loan

Q: What do you call a knight who lets people borrow his stuff?
A: Sir lends a lot

Written By: RussellHorning

Fat Free

You might be a redneck if you think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.

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Anonymous

We Stand In Front

Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."

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Anonymous