Word Play Jokes

Salty Bat

Q: What sound do 16 sodium atoms make when they walk into McDonalds followed by Batman?
A: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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High Dive

You might be a redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Word Play Jokes
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Little People, Little...

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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