Word Play Jokes

Dyslexic Satanist

Q: Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?
A: Santa.

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Top Twenty Oxymorons

20. Found missing
19. Resident alien
18. Airline food
17. Same difference
16. Government organization
15. Sanitary landfill
14. Alone together
13. Business ethics
12. Sweet sorrow
11. Military intelligence
10. Plastic glasses
9. Terribly pleased
8. Definite Maybe
7. Pretty Ugly
6. Computer Security
5. Political science
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

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Bill Clinton Trivia

Q: Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
A: Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''

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