Word Play Jokes

Positivity in the Ghetto

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

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Lighting a Football Stadium

Q: What lights up a football stadium?
A: A football match!

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PMS

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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