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Thrifty Matt
Q: What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?
A: Goodwill Hunting.
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Submitted BY: InTheMotherland
Accomplishments
There are two ways to approach a task. The way I do it, or on drugs.
It's my way or the high way.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Moving Out
My missus packed my bags and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!”
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