Word Play Jokes

Cats and Ducks

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

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Speed Limit

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

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Yo Mama - Large Pizza

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

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