Word Play Jokes

Getting on Television

Q: How do you get on television?
A: You sit on it!

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Submitted BY: toemeraldcity

Dumb Part

Q: What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
A: His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

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Knock Knock - Imogen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!

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